ohh and u still got handed crosby ian through a patrick ewing like lottery.. weirdddd still to me the team talking about relocating (because u die die hard fans wouldnt go fill the building) so we'll hand them our wonder kid outta a lockout season.. weird.
That conspiracy theory is about as bad as most of your trade offers, and just as tiring.
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ohh and u still got handed crosby ian through a patrick ewing like lottery.. weirdddd still to me the team talking about relocating (because u die die hard fans wouldnt go fill the building) so we'll hand them our wonder kid outta a lockout season.. weird.
they may not like the trade the flames got for boumeester... we will see if he fully signs.. whcih i think is a done deal.
none the less a nice little joke for you all.... four devoted hockey fans, a leafs fan, a canadians fan, an oilers fan and a flames fan are climbing a mountain, and a converstaion turned to an arguement about which ones loved his team more. The Montreal Canadians fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for les Canadiens" he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone the Leafs fan shouts. "This is for the Blue and White" and throw himself off the mountain. The Oilers fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells "This is for the Oilers" and pushes the Flames fan off the mountain.
1st) ian it isnt a theory its the truth.... Or did u guys just happen to get lucky landing crosby? coming out of a lockout talking relocation it seems kinda OBVIOUS it was bettman's relocation plan for pittsburgh.. (it worked)
2nd) I think Jbouw will test the open market as he's waited this long into the situation, what is two more days going to hurt just to look around.... Like hossa i think he wants to be able to pick his team not feel he "owes" the flames/panthers or anyone anything.
You would say it was a big conspiracy if he went any of the 29 other teams you dont follow.
You guys shot your wad with Gretzky for a decade, get over the fact that you will never win without him.
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"Theres also talk of creating more room at the end of the rink by making the nets more shallow, which would be accomplished by encouraging them to spend all their time listening to pop music and reading Twilight books."
Kirk, you did an OK job of trying to throw that theory around. But it looses any weight when you compare it to every other NHL draft lottery. The Penguins won the lottery. They had 3 balls in the lottery (something you'd probaly know something about), and had a higher chance of winning. Which they did. Much like all the other teams who have won lotteries in the past.
The only way I can really explain your problem with this issue here (Simple) Kirk, is to quote the great Kirk Lazarus from 'Tropic Thunder':
You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.
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Yeah, as I recall the Pens were one of only 3 or 4 teams with 3 balls. As far as their record the last 2 or 3 year they deserved to pick first, they had awful seasons before the lockout.
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