The Colorado Avalanche have been holding back on spending money this UFA period due to the fact that they have signed Free Agent Co-GM Jamie 'Bones' Simpson (currently under contract with the Die Hard Hockey Leagues Detriot Red Wings)
Jamie comes to the BRHL2 with a plethra of experience and will be the first to speak his mind to a GM that offers a completely ridiculous deal.
GM Simnor stated: 'I have been watching Simpson from his early days in the DHHL and he impresses me more and more each year. Some GM's have started to use the term 'you got Jamied' when referring to a rip off deal, but I think he has grown since his early GM days. He is very ready for this challenge."
Simpson will be moving his lazy-boy into the av's office this week and (after getting the team outlook in order), will be hitting the message board and bugging GM's all around the globe...