Ryan Miller Puts House Up For Sale In Philadelphia Suburbs

BC- Its being reported here first that Ryan Miller has put his house up for sale in the Philly suburb of KILLADELPHIA. Miller had been wondering what his role would be on his new team for the entire summer, that is until earlier today when he met with his old GM - Bryce Shuck - and his current GM - Rex Leak - on the golf course for a round. After several drinks and some great golf down the stretch by Rex, Bryce parted ways, leaving Miller alone with Rex. He asked Rex what he thought of him as a player and if it would be an open competition with Luongo for starter this season. GM Rex Leak had this to say "Ryan we think you're a world-class goaltender. You're stats have consistently been top 15 every single year since you've "made it" in the NHL. Your NHL club has given you the type of contract it refused to give chris drury, daniel briere, martin biron, and brian campbell, even though the Sabres have good organizational depth at G behind you... To me that shows that they absolutely have 100% faith in you, that they consider you a top 10 Goalie in the league. Also, and this isn't just to butter you up Ryan, but Buffalo has never really put that good of defensemen in front of you.. yet you consistently maintain a fine level of play. You will be Team USA's starting goaltender for every single minute of the 2010 Olympics... Having said all this, you couldn't hold Luey's jockstrap. We will be trading you." By eyewitness accounts, Miller said "Thank you for the kind words about my NHL career, but it's here in the BRHL2 that I really care about, and I wanted to play behind Chris Pronger and Robyn Regehr!" He then left, weeping as he went. This has been a scoop by Philadelphia Flyers Insider Bobby Clarke.




I was asked by our beat reporter Bobby Clarke if I still think Miller can't hold Luey's jockstrap?

"No, he is already better than every goalie in the NHL this year. He has gone from not being able to hold Luey's jockstrap, to not being able to hold Luey's gold medal!!


GO CANADA GO!!