"The St Louis Blues have absolutely no intention of making any moves at the trade deadline," said Blues owner Jim Basaille. "We feel that the Blues roster has a chance to bring home the cup and that's why I don't think a move is necessary. To quote an infamous President of the United States, mission accomplished!"

Kirklund says: Whether the mission accomplished is an accurate statement, the fact that George W. Bush is involved means it must be horribly, horribly wrong. Look the Blues to make a massive deal.

In related news, Eric Staal has apparently put his house up for sale, while Blues management reports it is in wake of his new raise expected, the reports of Datsyuk putting up his house may mean a deal has been agreed upon.