Chris Pronger is tired of being blamed as the scape-goat for the team's bad start to the season. He has asked Management to trade him to a contender.
GM MacDonald then proceded to punch Pronger in the face and break his jaw for his insulting comments. He will be out of the lineup for next week, and likely will be traded by then. Any team looking to overpay for a Norris Winner should contact GM MacDonald thru email or PM.
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