BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR ONE OF THE UGLIEST DUDES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
HIS NAME IS ERIC DOLEGOWSKI AND HE IS MIA SINCE FRIDAY. AN APB HAS BEEN PLACED IN THE REGION AND VICTIM WAS LAST SEEN EARLY SATURDAY MORNING RUNNING FROM PORKY'S PUB AND GRILL WITH NOTHING BUT A RACOON HAT ON AND A SMILE !
TO ANYONE WHO HAS THE UNFORTUNATE CHANCE OF SIGHTING HIM, PLEASE ASK HIM TO PUT HIS CLOTHES BACK ON !
EVEN THE BEARS ARE NERVOUS ! .... BETTER YET ..... FORGET I EVEN MENTION THIS ! KIDS ARE PROBABLY BETTER OFF ANYHOW !
-- Edited by Pittsburgh GM at 17:59, 2008-03-30
-- Edited by Pittsburgh GM at 05:20, 2008-04-01
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Rod Edwards Pittsburgh Penguins / Wilkes Barre Penguins General Manager BRHL2