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Top 10 things to Note in the BRHL 2’s Inaugural Season


Top 10 things to Note in the BRHL 2s Inaugural Season
 The following consists of truths, lies and partial truths and lies.  It can be taken as seriously or as lightly as your own personality leads to you take it.  It is meant only to offend for a short period of time and the wounds caused by this writing should not result in any scars and only minor amounts of blood loss.  At the commencement of this article, opinions will be allowed; however, they will not be greatly appreciated.
 10) On May 31, Philippe had 724 posts on the message board.  After taking out all the      posts that were dumb, pointless or simply annoying, he was left with the grandtotal of 10.
 9)   The fact that Montreal won the east with that roster is a testament to something;          however, after great discussion on the boards, no conclusion was reached
 8)   8, this is about the number of bad trades Jay Latkoczky, GM of the New York            Islanders made this season.  The only reason he hasnt been asked to leave is because of his front page articles.  However, since those have seemed to have stopped the league went ahead and deleted his account for the good of the league
 7)   Since were on the topic of trades, Rex Leak of the Philadelphia Flyers, made one of the smarter moves this year in sending Sidney Crosby, Dave Andreychuk, NJ 5th and NJ 6th for Erik Staal, Ladislav Smid, Tom Preissing and Tampa Bays 1st
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The war in Iraq
 6)   Kirk Shuck set a BRHL 2 record this season.  He had a total of 35 Gms and co-Gms block or delete him on either ICQ or MSN in an effort to minimize the number of ridiculously bad offers proposed by him.
 5)   Late sim tonight cause Im smoking crackor I meanworkinglate.
 4)   The Patrice Bergeron veto and trade with former LA Kings Gm gave the BRHL 2 its first scandal and cover up
 3)  This is the number of personalities that that Phoenix Coyotes Gm Carmen Barbuto       has.  He often has conversations his co-Gms on the message board.  In further news Carmens internet connection was traced to a mental hospital in Mexico. 
 2)   I wish I could start this one off with This is the number of, but I cant,because the number we will be using here is 0.  Because 0 is the number years after the first season that Matthew Odette of the Columbus Blue Jackets planned on being in this league.  Only time will tell if he stays true to his plan or if greed will force him to come back for another season.
 
 1)   One of the most notable events in this years BRHL 2s season was Philippes   dedication of time and effort in attempting to come up with a better rating system.    However, in the process, Philippe angered his best friends, Gandalf and Farlmir, since he was only able to dedicate 8 hours a day to playing Dungeons & Dragons, instead of the normal 12 hours.  Since Philippe has focused his life solely on     Dungeons & Dragons and Fantasy Sports, he has yet to have the time to actually play a real sportor have a girl friendor even go to school.      
 

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"signed: the war in Iraq"

Lol freakin hilarious..

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LOL very funny, 10 is true but no I don't play Dungeons and Dragons, those 8 hours are currently dedicated to work but the rest of my day I spend on BRHL and Fantasy Football, that is true.

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Oh and you could probably add to the list that this GM (I'm pretty sure it's Montreal) doesn't have any balls to say who he is.

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how are french people able to question peoples balls?????? VETO VETO VETO VETO....... EI EI EI EI EI EI,,, UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI

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HOTLANTA wrote:

how are french people able to question peoples balls?????? VETO VETO VETO VETO....... EI EI EI EI EI EI,,, UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI



Thanks for the compliment, can't find a way to diss me (oh yeah cuz I'm in the cup finals and you missed the playoffs) so you diss my origins.
Thanks again

 



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